Dog walk gone wild!

Environment

We’ve all had those days where our brains feel a little foggy (some more than others in my family!), but at least your thoughts don’t weigh millions of pounds. Actual clouds, however? They do.

Yeppers - those fluffy, innocent-looking cotton balls floating above your head are hiding a shocking secret: the average cumulus cloud weighs about 1.1 million pounds (or about 500,000 kg, if you want to sound extra scientific at brunch). That’s the equivalent of 100 elephants, 2,500 grand pianos, or about 200,000 house cats ... woah.

So then how do these massive suckers float? It turns out, while clouds hold all that weight in water droplets, they’re spread out over an enormous area. The droplets are so tiny and dispersed that gravity barely notices. Instead, they hang out in the atmosphere like that one friend who somehow never leaves the party but also never seems to take up space.

Anyone ever tell you to lighten up? If so, remember that you can do it because clouds usually carry a million pounds and they still look effortlessly breezy. (Ok, don't lighten up - whatever you want to do here.) Maybe the clouds can serve more purpose for me on a plane other than thinking of the Care Bears sitting on them looking down at everyone - maybe I can try to remember that even the clouds carry a heavy load yet they still manage to float. It may take a glass of wine some days, but I shall float.  

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Good as new: This probably does happen sometimes
Reflecting: It’s known to happen
Judgy: So let me tell you what happened

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Culture

You may want to sit down for this one - grab a carpet square and come sit (if that is still a thing?). If you think walking one dog is a challenge (and yes, I do - have you met my dog?!?!) with leashes tangling, sudden sprints after squirrels (mine even goes after the wind), imagine handling 38 dogs at once. How many paws is that - sounds like a lot of stepping. But That’s exactly what Mitchell Rudy from Canada did, setting a Guinness World Record for the most dogs walked simultaneously by an individual in Goesan, South Korea.

If you’re picturing a cartoon-like disaster of leashes tying Rudy up like a human pretzel, let’s clarify: this wasn’t an impromptu dog park free-for-all. The record attempt was meticulously planned with trained dogs, strategic positioning, and the kind of patience that most of us can only dream of.

Still, one has to wonder—did he have a hype speech for the dogs before setting out? Something like:
"Alright team, we’re going to make history. No chasing squirrels. No sniffing every third tree. And for the love of kibble, NO sudden bathroom stops."

I am glad to support his world record by not trying to walk 39 dogs at once. Ahem, I'm sure I could do it but we have to support each other. If you want some tips on training your dog whether on walks or at home, check out our Fido Family newsletter with various topics each week. 

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The fib is A. Most of the oxygen we breathe comes from the ocean. Around 50–80% of Earth’s oxygen is produced by oceanic phytoplankton, not trees

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